HE had his bonfire today. HE very nearly didn’t however. We all stood at the top of the hill and watched HIM as HE drove down to the poplars with the quad loaded with boxes and paper and a little milk bottle loaded with some paint cleanser. The bonfire was by this time very large but, as it was built of coils of wire netting with brambles embedded, it was not very compact. HE placed the boxes under four corners of the bonfire, poured some paint cleaner on them and then lit a piece of newspaper and lit each pile of boxes in turn. They burned very well with the accelerant on them but unfortunately they were too far from the brambles to catch them alight properly. While the boxes were burning, HE took a couple of photos and then drove back up to the house for a rake. HE met HER and THEY talked for a while and when HE turned to go back, HE noticed that there was no smoke from the fire. HE arrived back to find it had gone out. In desperation, HE took some petrol from the can strapped to the quad but this, apart from being very dangerous, only made some spectacular leaps of flame and then went out also. The idea of the fire was to burn the brambles off the wire so that HE could take this down to the dump so HE went round the bonfire cutting off all the wire that was free or nearly free and this HE loaded on the quad. Then HE compacted the remainder of the bonfire, took the wire back to the house and picked up a horse food sack full of empty horse food sacks and used this to re-light the fire. Happily for HIM this worked and the bulk of the wire is now free for collection and dumping, probably Monday.
After lunch, HE came over to see what was happening and Wick rushed up to HIM as usual when HE arrives and conned some mints out of HIM. Then when HE gave Wick his bucket that he had been ignoring, Wick tucked into it as if he were starving. Having determined that there was nothing wrong with the little old man, HE set about clearing out our boxes and then giving us a handful of short feed (why is it called that? Probably because THEY keep us short!) and then topping up the haylage. Finally, HE opened up our boxes but one look at the weather decided us to stay in after all. Mims came out briefly to see if she could steal anything from Wicky and then she stood in her favourite position, in the corridor outside of her box. She is a funny girl, my daughter, she never has liked being shut in and much prefers to be half in and half out. HE always had to place her feed bucket just outside the field shelter in Ninefields, Dartmoor so she could stand with her body in and er head outside when she ate. This evening he weather had calmed down a little. The rain had eased up but the wind was still fierce so we decided to stay in again. We don’t mind the rain so much as our rugs protect us but we do hat the wind. Because of the weather, HE wasn’t able to do any work outside and he decided it was god’s way of telling him to do his tax papers that have been hanging about for three weeks now. So now HE feels so virtuous that HE will be all smug with us tomorrow. I thin I must do an extra pooh in my box tonight, for HIM to clear up, just to bring HIM back to earth! While HE was feeding us tonight, there was the sound of a camion (lorry) pulling up. HE went out of the stable to look and it was Didier with the load of post for the fence in our new field. HE finished with us and then got into the lorry and they drove off down the field and placed the start and end posts ready for Olivier when he comes tomorrow. Also they offloaded the rest of the posts in a central position for Oliver to take as he needs them. We are all crossing our hooves that we my be able to get into the new field by Thursday, if the weather holds. But then, it is France. Let’s wait and see! However, when noon came and Olivier came back from the field and drove off for lunch, then HE got on the quad bike to go and have a look at the progress. When HE had gone out in the field yesterday with Didier, they had put the start and end posts in place for the two strips of fencing that needed doing. To HIS horror when HE go to the bottom of the field, HE found that Olivier had put all the line of posts in from the start of one strip of intended fence to the end of the other strip of fence, virtually cutting off about an eighth of the field. HE then wished that HE had gone along much earlier, as much for Olivier as for THEM. HE got in the car and rushed off to find Didier and tell him what had happened but, being lunch time, he was nowhere to be found. HE went out again at the end of lunchtime and found Didier in his shop. HE already knew of the problem because Olivier had realised that something was wrong himself and had gone and told him. Olivier came back with a helper in the afternoon and again HE waited until he came back. It was time then for our supper so HE did that and then, just as HE finished and it was getting pretty dark, HE saw Mims looking out at the field and Olivier and friend were walking back. HE met then and greeted them and asked if it was all OK and Olivier said No! Apparently the neighbour whose bit of the field the short fence ran along said that the line was wrong. HE walked back with Olivier, met the neighbours and saw that it made very little difference to us and agreed to alter the line. The problem was that this is now the second set of fence posts that Olivier has put up and must now do all over again. HE told him that he will pay him and Olivier seemed happy with this. With luck things will go smoother tomorrow.
This morning, we watched as Olivier’s van arrived and him and his friend Guillaume got out and started to put on their overalls. Then they picked up several tools and rolls of wire and marched off over the field. Once we lost sight of them, there was nothing much left to do except to follow our normal routine of standing around and dozing followed by sessions eating haylage in the morning and trips out over our old field in the afternoon. We watched THEM get in the car and drive away at lunchtime, presumably on the way to Celine’s Bar for lunch. By this time the weather had turned from grey and miserable to light rain but that didn’t bother us.
The first surprise HE had was when the chickens all flocked round HIM asking for food. It took him a minute to realise that, as HE hadn’t gone and let them out yet, HE must have forgotten to shut the hen house door last night. Fortunately, the fox didn’t know this so they were all alright. HE then noticed that there was already an egg in the hay under the stairs that the hens now use as a nest box. Before HE made the buckets up, HE took a handful of lucerne along to the Big Man and also put handfuls in each of the other boxes. Then the buckets were finished and HE was just putting them in our boxes when SHE arrived. SHE told HIM that we were just standing along the fence now so while SHE kept an eye on things, HE came along and brought us in, first me and then, after a lot of fuss, Mims. But where was Wicky? Nowhere to be seen, HE started to get worried. Although Olivier had made a really good job of our fences, HE had noticed that one of the others, belonging to a neighbour, had some sections where the wire was a bit sagging. Had Wick got through (as he has done before with the electric fence) and gone off down the road? HE left HER in charge of us and went and got the quad bike out. It was still too dark to see anything so HE drove around the field edges with the headlights on, several times turning the bike to the fence to look over into the other fields or gardens. By the time HE had gone all round the perimeter, it was obvious that Wick was not there. Finally, in a bit of a panic, HE drove across to the centre of the field and there, in the blackness, was Wicky calmly eating grass. Wick ignored HIM when spoken to so HE drove back to the stable and told HER that Wick was OK. A little while after, there was a whinny and Wick came walking calmly round the corner. He not only gave us all a fright but then he held all of us up while he tucked into his bucket. We had finished long ago but at least we all got extra mints and sugar while waiting for him to finish! Again, when HE turned up this morning, only the Big Man was in the stable. But this time we were organised so by the time HE had our buckets ready, we turned the corner and went into our boxes. And then, after we had eaten, instead of standing around all sleepy, we went out again. Wicky started it. It’s as if he has a duty to clear this new field of grass and he has to get back to work as soon as he can. We watched him for a while and then decided to join him. I think it is possible that the weather sounds worse from inside THEIR house with the wind whistling down the air vents and the rain beating against the windows. Out in the middle of the field it is just bracing. It made Mims and the Big Man want to have a canter about and later we all had a nice muddy roll. I think the Big Man must have found a muddier place than us for, while Mims and I have rugs that are a pale mauve on top and brown below, Big X’s rug is all one colour – muddy brown. Not much else to tell about us. HE had one good thing happen. After the green car broke down last week, HE had left it to have it’s legal CT Test (for cars over four years old). They had told him to come back on Tuesday, and then Wednesday and then yesterday. The test failed at first as the car needed two new tyres and French headlights to replace the English ones. The delay seemed to have something to do with the paperwork, probably because it doesn’t have French registration yet. Anyway, THEY decided to go shopping first and then call in on the garage on the way back and, the car was ready at last. HIS final job is to get a “Certificate of Conformity” from the manufacturers representatives and then HE can apply for French registration. Well, it makes a change from strimming the poplar field which HE can’t do anyway as it is full of water at the moment. Oh, I nearly forgot. THEY got the first two xmas cards today.
One custom here became quite apparent this evening and had Mims and I hardly able to eat our supper. We weren’t in our boxes when HE came to make up our buckets but, as the day had been rain, rain, rain, we were all standing about on the concrete hard standing in front of the stable. Now, our stable faces towards all of our neighbours’ houses. We can’t see them all as the road curves and also some are on the other side of the road. But, we can, of course, see next door and we can see the neighbour after that (now that the trees have shed their leaves) as they live on the first floor and enter in the side of the building facing us. We hadn’t noticed anything while we were waiting for HIM as it was still reasonably light. But when we were in our boxes and then turned round to face the front for the half apple that HE usually gives us, we saw it! The whole side of the building was alight with red, green, yellow, you name it flashing bulbs. I’ve never been to Times Square but from what I’ve heard, this is what it looks like. Back in Devon I used to have one string of lights, not flashing, along the front of my stable at xmas. My goodness, the French certainly have a taste for the bright lights! It was the Big Man’s turn to be the silly one this morning. When HE got there to do our buckets, there was no one there. After checking that there was no clearing up needed (we had obviously been out all night), HE started getting our buckets ready. Next thing HE heard the gate to Mims’ box going clang and, on looking up, HE saw Wick standing there. To keep Wick occupied while HE carried on with the buckets, HE gave him a handful of lucerne just inside the doorway out of the drizzle. Then Mims and I arrived on the scene. HE came out with the lead rope and put it round first my neck and then Mims’ to lead us into our boxes. Then HE had to look outside for the Big Man. There he was, standing like a lemon in the exact same spot that Mims had stood yesterday. HE had to get the lead rope again and bring him in and, by waving HIS finger, HE stopped me giving the Big Man a well deserved bite on the bum for holding up our buckets. Mind you, I don’t know what was so important about our buckets. We had all eaten so much ion the new field that it was all we could do to get anywhere near finishing our breakfast. When I say ‘we’ I mean us horses. Wick always takes the opportunity to come and clean up anything we leave in our boxes anyway. So, after breakfast we all just stood around stuffed while the sun shone and all was good with the world. This evening was quite another story. Everyone was in and waiting for our supper although I will admit more for the break in the monotony than for the food. THEY had been out to Jo and James in Livaie for lunch and THEY came home quite full and wanting to doze so HE was pleased that we were all so docile and well behaved tonight. THEY were pleased that Sophie has got on with developing her website and, while THEY were there, she organised her domain name and web hosting so pretty soon I should be able to give you a link to her site.
The morning passed normally. We had breakfast and the sun came up. We hung about feeling a bit full and dozy and, by the time we felt like going out, the rain had started again. Still, we have our rugs on so it doesn’t matter much, so out we went. THEY were watching us out of the French window while THEY had lunch and noticed that first we three were together on the horizon (our new field dips down towards the back) and then the Big Man was up near the electricity post that is only about seventy five metres away from the stable, while Mims and I were in much the same place as when THEY first saw us. THEY couldn’t see Wick but THEY assumed that it was because of the dip and his lack of stature. After lunch, SHE noticed that us three horses were back in the stable (to be more precise, on the concrete apron outside). But SHE couldn’t see Wicky. Added to that, I was obviously agitated and was calling at the top of my voice (which due to a larynx problem is more like a whisper). SHE gathered that I was calling for Wicky and, fearing that he might have run away or worse, that something might have happened to him, HE got quickly suited up in rainproofs and got the quad bike out. When HE had driven halfway into the field, HE spotted Wick, quietly munching away on the grass. Relieved, HE turned back and saw that I had followed out into the field. HE called me and I started to run to HIM. Then Mims followed and it turned into a gallop. When we saw Wicky, I was so relieved that I ran round him bucking for joy. The three of us cantered back to the stable with Mims and I slowing down to allow for Wick’s little legs. When suppertime came, the Big Man was in the stable and soon afterwards Mims and I appeared around the corner. But no Wick. How unusual for him to miss a meal. HE locked us in and then went around the side of the stable to see what was the problem now. And Wick was just standing there, in the field, next to the fence. HE called him and went back to make up the buckets. When Wick still hadn’t appeared, HE went back and Wick was standing round the back of the stable. HE held out a couple of mints but Wick wouldn’t eat them. HE was worried at this un-Wick like behaviour but HE had to carry on making up the buckets. HE had just finished when Wick appeared in the stable. But when HE put Wick’s bucket down, he didn’t move. HE gave us all our buckets and then stood watching Wick. Slowly, he started eating but without his usual enthusiasm. Eventually, he got a bit faster. All HE can think is that Wick had stuffed himself with grass during the day and just didn’t have any more room. However, THEY will keep an eye on him. One last thing. HE bought a CD of French xmas songs today and THEY were playing them when SHE noticed that the Big Man was looking and listening intently. And he stayed that way for about half an hour. THEY think that either he likes music or he was just pleased to hear French spoken (well, sung) again!
As I said, it was a lovely day today. The Big Man had a couple of rolls and we three horses had some high jinx cantering about and bucking for the joy of it. I say cantering but often, the Big Man just trots and he can still out pace us. He may be a pain in the fetlocks sometimes but I have to admire his racing ability!
I cant remember if I have told you this before but part of our meal consists of sugar beet remains (after the sugar has been extracted). This comes in dry extruded pellet form and has to be soaked in water before it is edible for horses. I gather other farm animals can eat it just as it is as they have different stomach mechanisms to us. When we were in England, THEY were able to buy something called ‘Speedi-Beet’ which only needed about ten minutes soaking. HE would put it in warm water while HE was measuring out the short feed and mixing in the vegetables and, by the time HE had finished, it would be ready. Here, the only kind THEY can get requires soaking for 24 hours so HE always puts the next lot in soak as HE uses a prepared one. Why am I telling you all this. Well, the sugar beet that HE gave us this morning had been in soak all day yesterday and all night as well. Being largely water it had taken on the temperature of the outside world. It had not frozen because it was inside the feed room and so a bit protected but it was still very cold. When HE soaks it, HE puts enough for all four of us in a big bucket and then, when it is time for us to eat it, HE allocates it to each of our buckets in handfuls. This morning, when HE left us eating to open up the chickens, HE could hardly feel his fingers for the cold and HE was wondering how we could eat it. But then, we eat the grass with the frost on it. We are just marvellous animals and that’s that! After bucket-fast, we stood around and the sun pretty soon came out. And it turned into the most glorious day, bright sunshine all day, still a bit cool but, there again, with our naturally high temperatures and our rugs on as well, we were not affected in the slightest. SHE noticed this morning that both Mims and I had frost on the rump of our rugs and SHE remembered that when THEY lived in Devon, originally THEIR house had no frost on the roof while those of THEIR neighbour’s had. After the loft was insulated, THEY no longer lost the heat through the roof and so the frost on THEIR house didn’t melt either. Based on this SHE thinks that our new rugs must be doing a great job of insulation for us. THEY started to put the xmas decorations up today. HE was going to put some lights on a small silver birch tree in the front garden but the wire wasn’t long enough and also, trying to accommodate the English plug on the transformer with the French electric system and keep everything dry outside meant that HE had to drop everything and take a trip to the town supermarket to buy new lights and longer cable. This will mean that, given another nice day like today, the lights will get finished tomorrow. Indoors will have to wait a bit longer as SHE wants to use the Holly and Mistletoe from our trees and wants them fresh as possible for xmas.
I have to admit that we are eating rather a lot lately. Given clear, starry nights, we spend all night in the new field grazing. So, when HE comes along with the buckets, it is all we can do to be bothered to come in and eat. I think you know that when we are fed, we three horses eat in our boxes while Wick has his bucket on the concrete apron outside. Although THEY organised him a space in the corridor outside the Big Man’s box, the trouble is that it is too easy for the Big Man to lean over and give him a nip. So, Wick eats outside and is happy to do so. Usually, when we have finished and go back out to the field, Wick then visits each of our boxes in turn and does his housework by clearing up anything we have left. Since we have been in the new field, we are tending to just pick out our vegetables, play with a bit of food and leave the rest on the floor. And we are so full up these days that even Wick leaves it and just comes outside with us. HE was saying to HER the other day that HE hadn’t seen any of us laying down for ages and ages. Then, yesterday, THEY looked out and saw Wicky having a snooze. Today, HE looked out and Wicky and I were standing guard while Mims had a lay down right next to the fence. Then, when HE looked again, it was my turn. Isn’t coincidence a funny thing? I think what it is really is that THEIR French windows overlook the new field and so THEY see a lot more of our activities than when we were round the corner, out of sight.
We have been waiting for Wally the builder to turn up and start work on the final bit of fencing round the stable but THEY haven’t bothered to chase him as it is not really urgent, just a loose end. HE did leave a phone call today just to let Wally know that we are ready when he is.
Earlier in the day, Mims and the Big Man were playing their games again. If you didn’t know, you might think that Mims was just tormenting him and chasing him away but, if you watched carefully, you would see that it was just one big game. He would stand there, eating and pretending not to notice and Mims would gently come up beside him. Then, all of a sudden, she would buck and kick, he would trot away and she would follow him for a few strides. He would get about four lengths away from her and then also stop and his head would drop to eat. And then it would start all over again. Finally, Mims got bored and came over to me and watched out for me while I had a roll. Sometimes it is really nice to have a daughter. And finally just a word on the weather again. Bitterly cold because of a strongish breeze but not cold enough for a frost this morning. So, instead of hanging around after breakfast, we all went out fairly quickly and got down to grazing again. This evening, rather like this morning, only Wick went in for his bucket, the rest of us just stood along the fence. However, unlike this morning when HE had to come out and bring us in, one by one, HE just came out and took Big X in. Well, I’ve never seen Mims move so fast in her haste to get in before him. She didn’t make it though because I got in front of her so, for once, she was the last in her box and not the big fellow! You may gather from my reminiscing that nothing much happened today. And you would be correct. It has been a bitter cold day, the temperature not rising above freezing all day with a nasty breeze. However the sun shone in a cloudless sky. Apart from getting the bread and replacing the xmas lights on the tree as the wind had blown down the fragile branch that they were on, HE did nothing just ate, read and dozed. I looked back in the archives and this day in my diary, both two and three years ago, were devoted to Wicky and my dearest friend Tregony. In 2005, Treg was telling a xmas story (which bore a vague likeness to A Christmas Carol’. The year before that, Treg was getting ready for a pantomime. I don’t know where you come from but I gather that the English pantomime is unknown in France. I must find out from HIM (who will ask his friend in the USA) if they know of it there. Roughly, pantomimes in the UK consist of a set of traditional stories e.g. Aladdin, Cinderella, Peter Pan, etc. which always have baddies and goodies playing for laughs with a lot of topical and local references and a lot of audience participation. They are played out around xmas and new year as family entertainment, the children maybe enjoying it for the first time and the adults enjoying it as referring back to the times when they didn’t have jobs, families and mortgages to worry about. I notice from the diary archives that the entries were much more fun a while ago. I know a lot of this has been the turmoil and upheaval concerned with moving to a new life in a new country. However, I feel the fun really went out of things when Tregony died. Yes, he was a figure of fun but only in the most loved and treasured way. I miss him so much and I know that THEY do as well. When it comes time for new year resolutions, maybe I can get HIM to try and introduce more fun and less boring facts into my diary for the year to come. After all, we are virtually settled in now! The wind was whistling across the frozen field. It was early night but very dark with no moon or stars in the sky. It was too early for the bats or owls to start flying and the rooks and buzzards had all gone to roost. The hens were tucked up for the night in their chicken shed and the cows, sheep and horses were all standing, sheltering from the wind, with their backs to the nearest hedge. Each blade of grass glistened with frost making it look like a shining silver sword. And the wind just blew and blew. Sourine, the field mouse, fluffed up her fur as she snuggled down in the nest that she shared with her parents and her baby brother. They had all spent the day gathering berries to decorate the nest with, ready for the xmas festival. Little Ouris was getting really excited as he ran around looking at the shiny red, yellow and green globes strung up with storks of hay. ‘And shall we get presents, and what will mine be and how long is it to wait and when will papa get home?’, he panted as his little legs took him from one end of the nest to the other. Sourine smiled but said nothing as she knew that his mind had already raced on to something else. Mother field mouse, whose name was Serene, moved about giving the final touches to the decorations and humming to herself. ‘And what would you like Pere Noel to bring you, Ouris?’, she asked her son. He jumped up and down. ‘I would like, I would like …’ ‘How about a great big gobbly snake?’, asked Sourine. ‘Or a really cruel kestrel’, added his mother. ‘Ooooh, no. Don’t tease me. Something nice, I want something nice. And then, something else nice as well’. Ouris’ problem was that he had never seen xmas before so he had no idea of what presents really were. He had only heard his family talking about them and so guessed that they must be something nice. ‘When’s daddy coming home?’ asked Sourine, ‘he’s been out a long time. ‘He should have been home by now, dear’, said her mother, I’m beginning to get a bit anxious for him. Could you just pop upstairs and have a look out for him?’ Sourine went along to the end of the nest where there was a sharp corner and then along a short passage leading to a straw stalk ladder. She could feel the cold coming down from the field above and fluffed her fur out for protection as she scampered up. With no moonlight above it was difficult for her to tell the inside of the tunnel from the opening at the top. But the bitterly cold wind soon told her that she had arrived. She just sat perfectly still, letting her eyes adjust to the new surroundings. But really, it wasn’t her eyes that she was using but her ears. Slowly she turned her head around, listening to the sounds reflected from the field. From the hedge came the shuffling of hooves as the horses that were sheltered there moved about to get comfortable, taking the weight of one foot at a time. Past them, she heard, with a shiver, the first sounds of the owls preparing for their nightly food gathering journeys. Daddy better be home before they set out, she thought. From the house she could see some light shining and listened very carefully for sounds of the cat door signalling the emergence of that black and white hunter cat. All the mice in the neighbourhood knew that noise and many had lost family and friends to her. But no, all was quiet in that direction. Finally, her head turned towards the stable where she expected her father might have gone. The stable was a wonderful hunting ground for items of food, dropped from the horses’ buckets and too small for them to pick up. Much of it, of course, was eaten by the chickens but there was still plenty left for all the mice around. There was a sound, a small, scratchy sort of sound. Was that daddy coming out of the stable. She strained her eyes which had now got accustomed to what little light there was but could see nothing. Then there was a thud and a plaintive squeak. And then silence! “And that will have to be that for this evening, my dears”, said Alli. “I will finish it tomorrow, I’m a bit tired now. I think I’ll have a little doze.”
Sourine jumped, her little heart pounding. Whatever it was, it didn’t sound good. Although she was small, Sourine was a brave little mouse. Once over the initial shock, she determined to go and check that her father was alright. She carefully eased herself out of the nest entrance and quietly made her way across the field towards the stable, hiding behind clumps of frost covered grass every so often and listening intently. She soon found herself hiding behind one of the fence posts just outside the concrete apron of the barn. Since that first, heart rending sound she had heard nothing. She reasoned that if a predator had got her father she would have heard sounds of him being carried away or worse, being eate…… Oooh, she couldn’t bear to think of it. Having waited and listened for a good five minutes and hearing absolutely nothing, Sourine made a dash for the shadow behind the barn door. She peered around. Still nothing. At least she was out of the wind now. In front of her were three horse boxes and, to her left, the opening to the feed store. Knowing her father, he wouldn’t have wasted his time in the boxes unless he was desperate, so she tiptoed round the corner and to the feed store entrance. And then she heard it! Oooohoooohow. And again. Oooohoooohow. Eeee! The sound made Sourine shiver worse than the biting wind had. Surely no living creature made such a sound. Shaking, she eased herself round the corner and hid behind the base of the stairs. She had a different view from here. She looked up, over the metal feed bin, to the back wall of the barn. Slowly the wall changed from darkness to a glimmer and then a bright light. And then it was gone. No noise, just light. And no strange smells either. Sourine had been in the feed room before and knew what it smelt like and there was nothing she could associate with the sounds or the light. She had heard the stories that the older mice told each other about spirits and evil pixies and the like. She had never thought to believe that they were anything more than stories. Until now. And where was daddy? Had the spirits taken him? Would she never see him again? Despite her fluffed up fur, she felt frozen to her bones. She would have to go back and tell her mother. No more thoughts of xmas now. Little Ouris would grow up fatherless and she would have now to be the breadwinner. ‘Oooohoooohow’. There it was again. And yet, this time, not quite, not quite the same. ‘Oohooowlala’. She knew that voice. She looked wildly around. She ran into the centre of the room, heedless of her own safety now. ‘Ohlalalala’, came a groan from under the rack of shelves against the back wall. Sourine ran over and looked down. Sitting woefully rubbing his head, on which there was a rather large bump, was her father. Next to him on the floor was a tube of Mintos mint sweets. It too had evidence of a collision, a small dent in one end. ‘Tell me again, daddy, what happened, what happened?’ Little Ouris was fascinated with the bump on his father’s head. ‘Let this be a lesson, young man’, his father said. ‘Never climb up shelves and grab onto a tube for support, you will fall and it will fall and knock you unconscious. Still, I’ve brought you a really nice xmas present. How would you like a great big white minty sweet, I’ve got lots of them?’ “And that’s it mum? That all.”
In the area to the north of Alencon, there is a vast, la forêt d’Ecouvres. Long, long ago, when all kinds of creatures, including horses, wandered free in this forest, there was one animal who claimed to be king and expected all the other creatures to pay homage to him. You would think he would be un grand, imposing creature, whose very appearance made the others feel inferior. Or, you might think that, although there were others bigger in size to him, he would be the most ferocious and fearsome of all beasts. But, you would be wrong on three counts. First, he was not very big and certainly not imposing. Secondly, he did not appear in the slightest as being fierce or scary. And the third, I hear you ask? Thirdly he was not a ‘he’, but a female animal. What distinguished her was not her size of her big claws and teeth. It was her temper! It was because of her temper that she insisted on being called ‘king’ and not ‘queen’, as it was generally held among the animals that the king was the most powerful. Now, you might wonder why the other animals let King Mumbles lord it over them. But then, you have never experienced such a temper. She lived in a part of the forest which had a little clearing of good pasture next to a shady, natural ‘stable’ of trees and bushes. Naturally, she had a court of other horses that she allowed to stand around and admire and flatter her. And she would receive other passing animals and be gracious and aloof to them before getting her courtiers to usher them on their way. In the year of our story, the winter was a particularly harsh one. It was not yet Noel and yet all the water was frozen and the ground was hard, under a dense white blanket of snow. In this period, towards the end of decembre (we French do not capitalise our months) there were very few visitors to see the king. Most of the animals in the forest were either much too busy getting ready for the fetes or they were just trying to keep warm by staying in whatever shelter they could find. However just as King Mumbles was dozing off one morning (not a pretty sight, I might add), one of her courtiers, a grubby sort of off white Shetland cross, came waddling into her presence to announce an arrival. “And that’s about it for tonight. I’ll finish the story tomorrow.”
The courtier was sent out to bring in this affronting visitor. He returned with the small green triangle sitting on his rather grubby back. Knowing what the king could be like when angered, he deposited the frog on a fence next to the king and made a hasty retreat. nb the conversation that followed next, in the herd, is not printable
I am not sure if Mims is going to get back at the Big Man in her story or if she is just going to ignore it, as beneath her dignity. We will find out tomorrow. I keep telling her that he did present himself in a bad light with the big gappy mouth and popping eyes ut she says that she thinks that he doesn’t even realise that ‘frog’ is an English euphemism for Frenchman. She’s probably right there as he may be a big fellow but not in the brain department. Reminds me so much of my dear sweet Tregony. Oh, and that reminds me, we’ve not seen anything of him lately. I hope he pops bye to spend some time with us at Christmas. So, what news today? Because of the stories, I’ve not had a chance to tell you about the burst water pipes, have I? Since we have had the big freeze up for over a week now, our drinkers have been icing over. The outside one had about six inches (15 centimetres) of ice on top and HE broke it up and shovelled the ice out so that we could get to the water. When this froze over, we were able to break a hole in the thinner ice with our noses. However, this meant that, by today, we had emptied the drinker of water and it was not being topped up because the pipes were frozen. Inside, HE also had to break the ice on our drinkers which was alright for the first few days, then HE noticed that the flexible hose into Wicky’s drinker had burst and was pouring water. HE went and bought a new hose and came into the stable and changed it. When HE went to turn the mains tap back on, HE saw that the joint on the other side of the tap had burst open. He got more tools and after thawing what water was in the pipes and draining it, HE re-fixed the joint again. He then turned the mains tap on and discovered that, now that the water had thawed, there were two very large bursts in the pipe that supplies the water to Mims’ drinker and mine. We had two fountains, one in each box. HE spent today, shopping for plumbing parts and then mending the burst pipes. HE first filled the outside drinker by carrying twelve big container loads of water from the driveway. HE had got the hose and thawed it out but it would only reach the driveway, about half of the distance. Then HE filled our indoor drinkers in case his repairs didn’t work (HE is not a plumber). After he had cut out the burst parts of the pipe and replaced them and found that, with only a small dribble of a leak at the mains tap, everything was OK, HE then pulled the small remorque along by hand and got rid of all the old haylage that we had dropped on the floor, emptied the racks and replace all with new haylage. So, when we came in for supper, we had water, haylage and clean floors. We must see what we can do to make it all look like home again before too long.
All the animals in the forest were assembled in a clearing. The little vole, the deer, the kestrel, badger, horse, cat, owl, sheep, cow, fox, bat, cricket, in fact, everyone was there. All the animosities were forgotten. No one was hungry or, if they were, they had vowed to stay vegetarian for the night. The whole atmosphere was one of goodwill and expectation. For it was Christmas eve and they were all together for a concert of xmas songs. Well, not so much a concert. They were not going to watch or listen to other people, they were going to do the singing themselves – in concert – so maybe it was. Who know? There might appear to be a few problems here. First, for the human readers of this story, there is the problem of trying to imagine say, a toad singing. Or a badger. What kind of voices do they have? What xmas carols or songs do they know? Then, there are the problems that you, my family and friends, might have with this situation. And that is precisely because you DO know what kind of voices toads, badgers and others have. And, I will admit that it has the possibility of being horrendous. BUT, it is xmas, so I have to ask you all to suspend your dis-belief, put your incredulity on hold (you didn’t know I knew big words like that, did you mum?) and just sit back and enjoy the story. The time for the start of the concert was eight o’clock in the evening. Many of the animals had protested about this, saying it was far too late. But this was countered by some, saying that any earlier would be discriminatory to the moths and bats and owls and others. The time had been chosen to be all inclusive and there it was! Actually, no-one minded really. For the early birds, it was a thrill to stay up late and for the night hawks and other nocturnals, the novelty of getting up so early was sure to be healthy for them. All awaited the conductor (or conducteur, as my Big OS friend would say). Everyone was in conversation with their neighbour – about the weather, the fetes, the family or any other festive subject. Some, the more loquacious (another one, mum) or Gallic, had quite forgotten about the concert and were just enjoying the crack. And then, in the midst of all the conviviality, there was a blinding light, a roll of drums and standing in the centre of the stage (did I mention the stage?) was ….. A fairly small, off (very off) white, hairy (very hairy) and sme .. oh no, it’s xmas, … stood in the middle of the stage waving a baton in his teeth (tooth) and saying… ‘Our fust carol is all aboot a load o’ no guid sheep herdsmaen who gi’s up aw pretens o’ lookin’ after …’ “I’m afraid it will have to pause there, dear. Can you continue with your delightful story tomorrow?” The conductor raised his baton for silence and slowly the noise came to an end. ‘And now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, monsieurs ‘dames, I would like you all to join in the horses carol. I hope you all know it- Il est Neigh or, for the donkeys among you – Il est Bray. It was a carol no-one had heard before and yet everyone instinctively knew or felt that they did. Everyone heard it in their own language and the melody was perfectly suited to the range, pitch and expectation of each individual species. It would take forever to translate the words from all the thousands of languages and, anyway, the individual words were not important. Not like some carols where some words dominate or distract or just don’t seem appropriate. No, it was not the words but the message that mattered. And the message was of the complete harmony and perfection of nature and its creatures and that this festival was to remind us of that as the world turns the winter solstice and starts to enter a new yearly cycle. As all the creatures wended their ways home, each could be heard telling of the wonderful creature that they had seen, emerging into moonlight from behind a cloud and how that creature was of their own species, only pure and perfect. Each had inside them a warm glow of peace and comradeship, knowing that it was one of their kind that had brought the wonderful message. And they all entered their burrow, nest, barn, stable and settled down for a perfect night’s sleep before awaking to the delights of xmas day. “How was that, Big Man?” My story is not very long. But I hope that all my herd – Wicked, Mimms and Extreme – join with me in celebrating this wonderful, annual festival.” The night was dark. Pitch black. Or, it would have been if it weren’t for the moon. What had been, only a few days before, an imperfect, edge nibbled sphere, was now a bright circle of reflection of the hidden sun and, as such, made all the buildings and hedgerows visible around the white, glistening, frost covered ground. If you were standing by the stable and looking towards the back of the field, you would have been able to make out three rug covered backs, only imperceptibly moving in concert with a small, white frost covered pony. If you were listening, you could have heard dogs barking in the distance – one starting and then being answered by another and then another away into the distance. You would have heard an owl calling and then another answering – or was it the same one using a different voice? And under the apparent calm of the night a thousand tiny sounds and movements were happening. Moles, voles, insects and the larger mammals, all were going about their nightly travail apparently not aware of the importance humans placed on this night. Or, were they? Each tiny creature was carrying some sort of gift for their loved ones. Some had berries, some flowers, others, sadly for some, carried their prey, hard won in the frozen ground. None were aware of the story that humans told at this time of year but all knew that this night was important in the balance of the year. It was a time of renewal of love and remembrance of things and times loved that have past. It was also a time of pure hope for the future, for peace and for joy. And as the herd quietly grazed amongst all this activity, the moon appeared to grow larger and, with this growth, came a greater luminosity. What had been dimly visible became clear as a summer’s day. And the barely perceptible sounds of the night creatures turned into such sweet singing that the herd just stopped grazing and stood and listened. Mims turned to the Big Man, with tears in her eyes and gave him a little nudge of her nose. Wicky felt moved to move next to me and rub his face on my neck. We all moved together feeling a wonderful stillness and togetherness. Whatever petty jealousies and irritations that had been just evaporated. For one long, joyous moment each member of the herd was aware of our oneness, our interdependence. And then, suddenly, the light was back to moon light and all was as before. Except that, in us, there was a great surge of joy. Wicky broke first, galloping across the field. Mims followed with a high buck and the Big Man moved into his best fast trot. Happiness at just being together, being in our field and, most of all, just being, surged through us. And we ran and we ran and we ran ….. ….. until it was Christmas day!
Apart from the fog this morning, we were in for a surprise when our buckets arrived. Previously we have been eating a mix of floconné (grains ans pellets), dry lucerne and soaked sugar beet pulp. Into this is added our cut up apples and carrots. SHE has been doing HER sums with regard to our correct dietary needs so this morning we just had the flocconé and vegetables. More of the grain, of course to make up for the lack of sugar beet and lucerne. The only exception is Wicky who must not have so much protein who is now on the same but a reduced amount ration. In fact, Wick will be on a much reduced ration because while we used to leave quite a bit of the other stuff which Wick would mop up, we are now much more inclined to empty our buckets so he will have nothing to steal except the hen food which is sprinkled on the concrete for them. We actually left quite a lot of the contents of our buckets tonight as just after HE had given them to us, we heard a noise which made us turn and face the doorway. Then there was a flash and a series of bangs and first Mims, then me and finally the Big Man lost all interest in eating. Our next door but one neighbours had started to let off some fireworks, no doubt to celebrate xmas day. HE saw that it was hopeless to try and keep us in as all of us were starting to mess the boxes so HE unlocked the doors and all of us, including Wick, shot out of the gate and down the field to look over the neighbour’s fence. The fog finally went away in the late evening and we had some heavy rain instead. HE said that either rain or snow was forecast so we will have to see what happens by morning. One final lovely thing happened today that I will save to tell you about another day when HE is not so full of xmas pudding and so tired of typing. My beloved Tregony came and spent the day with us. He said he would and he never lets us down. We all had a lovely time and I do sense that he and the Big Man could become really good friends. As I said, I’ll tell you another time.
Waking up on xmas morning was like getting the best present ever. We had all been dozing in the middle of the field with the fog all swirling around us. And then we heard … “’allo, there. ‘appy xmas everyone.” And so the conversation went on until it was time for buckets. Of course, Treg couldn’t let himself be seen by THEM so he just waited down the hill, in the fog until we came back. I asked him to tell us a story for xmas and he told us one about one of ‘his’ children that he had to watch. I’m not sure if it as true or not, you cant tell with Treg, but we all enjoyed it and his company for the rest of the day. When I get a spare moment, I tell it to you as far as I can remember it, but we are out of time now, I’m afraid.
Circling high above the rocks were ravens and buzzards. Now they couldn’t exist without food and so you could tell that there must be some tiny mammals living there as well. Those mammals had also to eat so, scattered between the rocks and under the frost were various forms of vegetation. What wasn’t to be expected though, was the herd of wild ponies that lived in the place. I say ponies but they were not any recognisable breed, just ponies as defined today as equines of under a certain height. Not only would you not recognise the breed but you may not even have recognised them as equines of any kind. This was largely because of their coats which were very long and made them look more like the highland cattle of today. All that was missing was the horns. Their leader was a ferocious stallion whose name in human terms sounded something like Flickrrr. He had led his herd for about ten years now, having taken over from the previous leader after a fierce battle, when he seen that the herd was being lead into certain danger and possibly extinction. Since that time, his reign had been unchallenged. There has been equines in this place for as long as the herd memory existed. As the climate had changed and the ice had advanced, they had been forced to retreat higher and higher up into the heights. They had developed into a very hardy and resourceful group able to scrape a living from the meagre vegetation by crushing it with their hooves. The good thing was that their natural predators had failed to acclimatise and had, one by one, died out. All but one! Of course, it had to happen. One day when …. ‘ “Sorry Treg, we’re out of time. Can you finish your story tomorrow?”
As they chatted, both relaxed more and soon they forgot the time and just enjoyed each other’s company. When Flickrrr looked up at the sun, he realised how long he had been away from the herd. He knew he ought to return but he was reluctant to leave. The Mimbles had noticed his upward glance and understood what was in his mind. ‘You don’t have to go, you know. The herd will get along fine with your second in charge. In fact, he has been a bit impatient to take our place for some time now. Why not come with me? Unless, of course, you are frightened?’ Flickrrr looked back at the herd and then at The Mimbles. Suddenly, he knew that his heart was not his anymore. Whatever she was, The Mimbles had bewitched him and he had no choice. There was no need to go back to the herd and make his explanations. They would just think that he had perished and carry on as before with their new leader. One thing they did notice though, as time went by. There were no more attacks from The Mimbles after that day. And long, long after that day, the herd came into contact, for the first time, with another herd, wandering about on the high moors. And when they got talking, they discovered that at some point back in both herd’s history, the same two names kept occurring, almost as if they shared a common ancestry.’ “And that was Tregs xmas story with all the h’s added. Just before I go, I have one bit of news for you from today. One of THEIR neighbours came along to the house today to tell them that Wicky had got through the new fence and was grazing on their land. When HE got on the quad bike to investigate, HE found that the lower wire had mysteriously got snapped and Wick had presumably just walked under. Now I wonder who did that? HE was ever so pleased to spend HIS afternoon fence mending.”
Having made HIS purchases, HE was on the way home when HE saw that there were ‘route barre’ signs up at the entrance to the road. Knowing that it was just a lorry off the road, HE decided to be a Frenchman and ignore the sign. However, when HE got to the accident site, the route was indeed barred by a great big cran which was lifting the lorry back on to the road. There was, however, a sign ‘deviation’ just before the hold up. Thinking that this sign meant ‘detour’ HE set of down the route indicated. However, that was the very last emergency sign that he found. HE did eventually find HIS way back home but decided that the French word ‘deviation’ is just the French policeman’s word meaning (politely) ‘go away’. That was yesterday. Today HE had no problem getting to the store, buying 100 metres of ‘grillage pour moutons’ and bringing it back home. HE remarked that it was a shame that they didn’t stock ‘grillage pour les petits cochons’ as THEIR plumber calls Wicky but sheep fencing would have to do. HE then spent the next three and a half hours, first stripping out yesterday’s temporary wire and electric tape repairs and putting in a new unbroken bottom wire strand and then putting up seventy metres of sheep fencing on the posts between our field and our neighbour’s. We all went to inspect what HE was doing at first but HE was too busy to spend time with us so we lost interest. It was nearly time for our supper when HE finished. HE just had time for a late lunch and then HE was back working for us. I bet HE sleeps well tonight.
We continue to make life difficult for HIM by not coming in for our meals. Basically, Mims and the Big Man seem to take it in turns to just stand outside the fence waiting for HIM to come an fetch them. Me, I am easy. I stay with Mims until she comes in or is led in. Then I just follow on and go into my box. There have been several times when I have felt sorry for HIM and have come in on my own. But, as soon as HE closes my gate, I just panic. I can eat my food and just stand at the gate calling for Mims. HE never brings me in now or bothers to box me until HE has Mims in her box. This leaves HIM with the decision. Does HE bring the Big Man in and hope it will inflame Mims enough to make her follow on or does HE bring her in, knowing that I will follow but that HE will probably have to go out again and get the big fellow? HIS decision is made worse these days since the thaw and the following rain as now the entrance to the field is just one big mud bath filled with holes where our hooves have been. HE said to HER that maybe it would be a different story if we were hungry. Probably. Tomorrow is New Year’s Eve. Where has that year gone?
January: 1. Wick had a bad foot and needed ‘bed rest’. 9. THEY saw this house and made an offer. 15. Tom to vets and boiler packed up. 18. Farmer agreed to sell field behind house. 20 THEY signed the ‘Compromis’ papers. 24 Snow. 29 New farrier 31 Mims skin problems. February: 2 Our English horse food ran out. 9 Estimate from ferroniere for stable grills 10 Soiree with house vendors. 13 Ceiling leak and computer blow up. Also Wick had coat trimmed. 24 Arnold turned up. March: 1 Quad bike ordered. 4 PC had to be put down. 6 Our teeth rasped with electric machine. 17 Arnie injured his leg. 19 Snow again. 26 Tom to vet again. 30th THEY signed the Acte de Vente and bought house. 31 THEY moved most of THEIR stuff. April: 2 Moving day. Cat flap disappears. 3 We horses get loose. THEIR stored furniture arrives. Quad bike and large remorque are delivered. 5 Mims runs away to Solide. 10 We need our fly masks on. 11 The geometre measures our proposed new field. 15 Olive tree planted. 19 Alli had a swelling. 21 Gladys is hired. 23 Tom to vets for third time. 24 Met Wally the builder. May: 2 We give rides to children next door. 3 Alli’s birthday 4 TV fixed 5 Mims’ birthday. 8 THEY decide to get Wick a companion. 9 Wicky loses half of his hoof. 15 THEY buy a Sat Nav machine to stop getting lost. 21 Wally starts on stable. 26 THEY learn of Extreme needing a home. 30 THEY get the new Kia Ceed car. 31 Our field is topped. June: 1 Extreme arrives. 7 We are visited by Solide and Nougatine. 11 The plumber starts work. 15 Concrete is delivered for stable apron. 16 THEY buy small remorque. 18 Chicken house delivered. THEY see photo of Sonny. 19 Sonny turns out to Sunny when she arrives. Bookcases and wardrobes arrive. 20 Lawnmower arrives. Hens arrive and THEY get the first egg. 24 HE starts to paint living room 30 THEY give first of two soirees for neighbours and friends. July: It was a hot month with flies. 4 Stable doors fitted. 7 Secord soiree for rest of friends and neighbours. 10 Stable floor tiles delivered – fitted by 17th August. 11. Morgan found viper in garden, 12th Wally finished the stable. 16 Sunny’s first mouse. 20 We horses got out into THEIR garden. 26 Ragwort clearing started. 30 We had a fight and broke the stable wall. August: 3 Post and rail fencing broke. 4 Wally came back to mend and strengthen the stable wall. 10 Brian meds the broken post and rail. Abbie, Steve and Rachel come for a brief visit. 12. The corn is cut in the field behind the house. 20 THEY found Mims and I shivering. 23 Sunny went for her operation early due top precociousness. 26 We all had baths. September: 1 Big X breaks the hose for a laugh. 3 The box grills are fixed. 10 THEY cant find the septic tank. 12 I am diagnosed with jawbone arthritis. 19 Grass seed is sewn in the field behind the house. 24 HE gets a ride on mower and fencing for around the terrace. 28 Tom gets a tail injury October: 4 I was accidentally locked in all day. 7 Mrs lopsided the chicken was bitten by a dog whilst in the neighbour’s garden. 9 The septic tank was found and emptied. 12 THEY send note to neighbour offering to repair fence to stop the hens getting in. 18 I hurt my face on the grill whilst trying to bite Big X. 19 Abbie, Steve, Ben and Rachel visit. 20 The hens start to lay in the barn. 21 First frost. Poppy seeds planted round field. 23 THEY bought the field behind the house. 26 My face swells up badly and the vet gives anti biotics. 29 The new field is topped and the brambles round the poplars cleared. Our winter haylage was delivered. 31 The new field and half the old field are limed. November: 2 The fence and hedge separating the poplars was removed. 5 All remaining fruit trees pruned and sprayed. 10 We were allowed out in part of the new field for the first time. 14 Wicky breaks through electric fence to get at better grass (twice). 19 Kitchen cupboards installed. 24 We were let into THEIR garden again for a treat. December: 2 A memorable day – Wicky wouldn’t eat. 4/5 Oliver erects new fences in new field. 10 Wicky stuffs himself in the new field and couldn’t eat again. 13 Christmas lights erected. 17 We start telling Xmas stories. 20 We have six burst water pipes in the stable. 28 Wicky breaks into the neighbour’s garden for better grass and snaps wire. A bit brief but you can read the detail in the archives if you want more. A happy New Year to you all. Let’s make 2008 a wonderful year!
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